Awkward Proverbs

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Thu, 22 Nov 2012 11:10:02 -0800

Just another day, same as always, same as every day before...

Sun, 18 Nov 2012 23:25:09 -0800

Just another day, same as always, same as every day before tha—— HOLY MOTHER- WHAT- DON’T DO THAT MAN- THAT’S JUST INCORRECT I MEAN JEEEEEE WHIZ!

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Hey dude, so… um… can you tell that this is...

Sun, 11 Nov 2012 01:29:11 -0800

Hey dude, so… um… can you tell that this is what’s running through my head whenever I talk to you?

Cool, I’m glad it’s clear that I’m a 13 year old.

Björk shits on poets with a poor understanding of technology,...

Wed, 10 Oct 2012 04:54:10 -0700

Björk shits on poets with a poor understanding of technology, while inventing the word ‘scientifical’.

HEY YOU GONNA FINISH THAT?

Wed, 10 Oct 2012 04:33:00 -0700

IF YOU LIVE IN THE USA: PUT YOUR URL BELOW AND WHERE YOU'LL BE HEADING IF ROMNEY WINS

Thu, 04 Oct 2012 02:53:35 -0700

drops-of-insanity: CANADA BITACHES
askslenderrose: canada
toughgirltoph: Canada or England
airbendertenzin: United States. Calm the fuck down already, guys
ask-chief-lin: I love you tenzin ^^^
asha-the-fire-bender: Canada but most likely England
batgirl99: how about my fucking house.
fierce-pugnacious-korra: Can I live in Republic City, yet?
jglnzukofeels: Japan, but France might be more beneficial.
dominoblox: Canada, or England. But I'd prefer Norway.
baconbeernboobs: Asgard
invisiblelad: England or Canada (please have me)
queennubian: whoville
locksandglasses: Argentina or The Shire
awkwardproverbs: I'm sticking around. America's gonna need a few good activists.

danceaoki.com... Follow it. Follow me.

Tue, 28 Aug 2012 21:35:18 -0700

danceaoki.com... Follow it. Follow me.

Marriage Rights for All! Even Robots.

Tue, 14 Aug 2012 10:47:18 -0700

Marriage Rights for All! Even Robots.

"It’s so hot outside, I’d go and see Hope Springs."

Sat, 11 Aug 2012 11:23:30 -0700

“It’s so hot outside, I’d go and see Hope Springs.”

- Roommate

"Now THIS is classic LA."

Fri, 10 Aug 2012 00:01:59 -0700

“Now THIS is classic LA.”

- Me, at the Dresden.

"Not wearing a bra and guess how many fucks I give!"

Thu, 09 Aug 2012 19:58:35 -0700

“Not wearing a bra and guess how many fucks I give!”

- Me!

Kiki: Its 98 degrees you guys!

Wed, 08 Aug 2012 14:55:49 -0700

Kiki: Its 98 degrees you guys!
Tiny: Like the music group!

"His voice is like a proactive shivasina."

Wed, 08 Aug 2012 14:30:44 -0700

“His voice is like a proactive shivasina.”

- Kiki

"Number one! Right here! This guy!"

Tue, 07 Aug 2012 12:52:11 -0700

“Number one! Right here! This guy!”

- An adorable waiter pointing to himself. I’m not entirely sure what it was in reference to, but it made me giggle at the time.

"No shit, I had a burrito the size of a cat."

Sun, 05 Aug 2012 20:55:54 -0700

“No shit, I had a burrito the size of a cat.”

- Jason

"Oh hey, a Blockbuster."

Sat, 04 Aug 2012 20:33:43 -0700

“Oh hey, a Blockbuster.”

- Mike of Countless Thousands

"Chicken story…"

Sat, 04 Aug 2012 14:07:28 -0700

“Chicken story…”

- Me.

"I’m going to reverse date-rape you and tell you that you don’t need to finish that..."

Sat, 04 Aug 2012 12:49:42 -0700

“I’m going to reverse date-rape you and tell you that you don’t need to finish that drink.”

- Another great Ivy quote.

Fish

Sat, 04 Aug 2012 12:44:32 -0700

Me: Ivy, I had such a beautiful fish for dinner.
Ivy: Why do you say "I had A fish for dinner." It's just fish. You had fish for dinner.
Me: Because I'm only one person and I just made one fish. So I had a fish for dinner.
Ivy: But when you say you had A fish, it makes me think that you went out and caught a fish and then you scaled it and you ate it.
Me: That's sort of the idea I was going for.

I Got Drunk and Had an Angus Deluxe

Sat, 04 Aug 2012 12:35:14 -0700

Ivy: Did you say...
Me: Angus Deluxe. I had an Angus Deluxe from McDonalds.
Ivy: Because I thought you said "Anus Deluxe."
Everyone: ...
Ivy: What if we lived in a parallel universe where it was the thing friends did for each other to put out personal ads in the paper to find you a boyfriend. And in this parallel universe, it was cool to describe your friend in extremely explicit and specific ways. So like if I was putting a personal ad out for you, I'd totally include the detail about how you have an Anus Deluxe.
Me: Oh my God, Ivy. You've killed me. I'm dead.