Not wearing a bra and guess how many fucks I give!
Its 98 degrees you guys!
Like the music group!
His voice is like a proactive shivasina.
Number one! Right here! This guy!
— An adorable waiter pointing to himself. I’m not entirely sure what it was in reference to, but it made me giggle at the time.
No shit, I had a burrito the size of a cat.
Oh hey, a Blockbuster.
— Mike of Countless Thousands
I’m going to reverse date-rape you and tell you that you don’t need to finish that drink.
— Another great Ivy quote.
Ivy, I had such a beautiful fish for dinner.
Why do you say "I had A fish for dinner." It's just fish. You had fish for dinner.
Because I'm only one person and I just made one fish. So I had a fish for dinner.
But when you say you had A fish, it makes me think that you went out and caught a fish and then you scaled it and you ate it.
That's sort of the idea I was going for.
I Got Drunk and Had an Angus Deluxe
Did you say...
Angus Deluxe. I had an Angus Deluxe from McDonalds.
Because I thought you said "Anus Deluxe."
What if we lived in a parallel universe where it was the thing friends did for each other to put out personal ads in the paper to find you a boyfriend. And in this parallel universe, it was cool to describe your friend in extremely explicit and specific ways. So like if I was putting a personal ad out for you, I'd totally include the detail about how you have an Anus Deluxe.