That’s how you revive a man. Shake his jowls. Or motorboat him.

— Becky (while watching 9 to 5)

It pays to keep an open mind, but not so open your brains fall out.

— Carl Sagan (via foxtailfern)

(Source: vashti)

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‎The problem, often not discovered until late in life, is that when you look for things in life like love, meaning, motivation, it implies they are sitting behind a tree or under a rock. The most successful people in life recognize, that in life they create their own love, they manufacture their own meaning, they generate their own motivation.

For me, I am driven by two main philosophies, know more today about the world than I knew yesterday. And lessen the suffering of others. You’d be surprised how far that gets you.

— Neil deGrasse Tyson (via nedhepburn)

(Source: everydayepiphanies)

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charlyneyi:

brb hugging myself

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Born to Kill (1947) Claire Trevor on not being a cat.
On Being a Judge at a High School Debate Tournament

Planning on an existential crisis during lunch. Big crisis. - Leah

Nothing happens when we die and the universe is immense!

— Leah

You ever try dress those baby dolls? Hard you know!

— Uncle Wayne

Matthew Morrison

Come on over, Matt. I’ll bring the chocolate, you bring the A-game. -Kori